Marcus Hadrian Belby

Could I get you to help me with something Friday evening?

I had a nice Easter with my Uncle and Aunt and a few of their friends. There weren't any little kids so mostly it was a food-focused event. Of course that didn't stop us from exchanging chocolate bunnies and jelly beans. I much prefer the rabbits to the jelly beans, seeing as Bertie Botts is often surprising in a not-so-good way.

( Kherrington )

Hi.


I'm a werewolf.

I've been trying to get back into my writing this week. I realize there are a few interviews I need to get down to. It's just about working up the nerve to approach people.

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She told me she loves me. Then I told her and she all but threw me out. She could barely look at me. I'm a monster.

Why do I live like this?

Can I ask you for advice?

This has been the single best week of my life. I mean that. And I spent half of the week sick in bed. It helps when you have someone to bring you soup and cobbler.

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I can't believe I did it. I made love to Kherrington Bundy. I didn't bonk heads with her or find some way to light my flat on fire. A few awkward moments aside it went really well. She likes me. She really likes me. I'm so glad I got my acne under control.

I'm eventually going to have to tell her. I know I am. She'll figure it out if I fall ill every month like clockwork. I just have to get her to love me like I am. Maybe then, when I tell her, it won't matter.

If she forgives me.

I can't do the photoshoot. Something came up.

I don't feel very well.

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I'm pretty sure I'm going to hurl.

I can't believe I talked to her for 28 replies and then some other random Russian guy asked her out. I came off like a complete loser. What can I say to a girl like that to impress her? Hi, I turn hairy once a month and I work for my Uncle because I'm too chicken to write my book?

Hi.